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I do do recipes here but in the mean time, the ram! Fresh digs for inter-regional poly-cultural chit-chat. While I'm here I'd just like to note that visits here topped 10,000 a month for the first time and we reached triple figures in the comments (well done those involved).
Have at it as you like, but I'll have no tall tales of Christmas being sabotaged, distended testicle sacs, or nectarines.
posted by Anthony at Friday, December 02, 2005
223 Comments:
Whaaat? 10 000 per month! After 6 months, my secret blog finally reaches 2445, and all the mono-syllable WOW comments really mean Waste Of Webspace ;) - at least for the non-target audience. The noindex and nofollow work out well!
Don't forget who's judging Paper Chef #13 :)
12/03/2005 02:59:00 pm
「オープンキッチン」
12/03/2005 03:30:00 pm
2mNC
Ahh give it time. It was 6 months before I was brave enough to have one and even then it was yay! somebody looked at my blog.
Haven't forgotten.
Shina
Ahh thanks - fixed!
12/03/2005 04:19:00 pm
Hi spice, cool 10 000
umm Whats with the boxes?
12/03/2005 05:25:00 pm
oh i get it,(the boxes)
Deere its sum kind of septic code and they want us to defuse it.
Remember Gracianne was trying to warn us, and we thought she was cross..ahh clever verry clever.
12/03/2005 06:20:00 pm
what the?
septic tank,
defuse a bomb , ahh we are in danger, I gett iit,
12/03/2005 06:30:00 pm
huu, gyes your missin the point,
Lookie up there, People, come to talk, quick lets try and make contact.
Confusia say
tis also good flat on back,
12/03/2005 06:36:00 pm
Yes crickey your right,
"HELLO, ARE YOU RECEIVING....WE COME IN PEACE,WE MEAN NO HARM TO YOU OR YOUR PEOPLE"
12/03/2005 06:43:00 pm
2 things girls
1 its freeken Saturday night,who the hell is home on such a night but the dh's of the world(desperate housewives)
2 and ,well Roo, you aint harmless, you want to bonk her husband, or shag his wife.
12/03/2005 06:49:00 pm
ahhhh, Yes tis true, tis true
Confusia say
tis also great with woman on back
12/03/2005 06:54:00 pm
Relax it just says "spiceblog open chicken"
OPEN CHICKEN!
I'm not at home BTW no sirree
12/03/2005 07:12:00 pm
hey spicee thanx for the open spaces and fresh air.
nah Spiceee the Man wouldnt be at home on a Sat hey!
12/03/2005 07:49:00 pm
are you going?
12/04/2005 10:27:00 am
where, Bootscooting?
yeh at 2.oo
shes pissed at me, for our little 'run in' at bowling.
12/04/2005 10:37:00 am
CRICKEY Roo your going to be wishen you were a mute, (remember you were not ment to mention the boots word on here)
and that was hardly a 'run in' Roo you hurled the bowling ball across 3 lanes directly at her screaming TOUCHDOWN. you know your not alloud to make any contact with her in public, remember (her classy farmers wife) you (SCANKY town bike).
She in a shocker today and im tellin ya when she reads this , your going to be kissen the gravel.
12/04/2005 10:47:00 am
Bootscooting?
12/04/2005 11:02:00 am
OOOPS,
HEHE IT WAS KINDA FUNNY THO,she fell straight on her face, and right in front of her posho mates,hehe ahh shes so cute when she mad ahhh heheehe weve all been pissin ourselves for days, ahh ..
12/04/2005 11:04:00 am
No Spicee not umm Bootscooting,she ment to say boot polishing.
AS if we would bootscoot and all.
12/04/2005 11:06:00 am
SHIT
12/04/2005 11:08:00 am
ROO, CALL ME NOW!
12/04/2005 11:09:00 am
No I'm pretty sure you said scootin'
12/04/2005 11:30:00 am
hi Deere How was boot polishing, gees its amazing how dirty ya work boots can get hey.
yeh one day Ill have to come along .
12/04/2005 03:35:00 pm
hi Mons, yeh polish, polish.I cant belive how great mine look now. Yes one day you should come .
(fixed!)
12/04/2005 03:38:00 pm
hows roo
12/04/2005 03:42:00 pm
rooted
12/04/2005 03:44:00 pm
exellent!
12/04/2005 03:46:00 pm
HI GYES,
are we mates?
confusia say tis very foolish to throw bowling ball while screaming touchdown.
confusian say tis fuc#en madness to piss Mons off.
12/05/2005 07:31:00 am
Yeh course we are mates,
yet Deere and I have come up with a little list so you can talk to us in public , because to be honest we find our posho mates as much fun as muesling, and you just need a little guidence.
.... ten commandments......
1 Roo must wear nickers.
2 Your skirts must be past your belt, your boots shorter and your womanly appenditures inside your clothing.
3 Your legs closed while sitting.
4 only say the F word once in a sentence.
5 No licking of lips , groaning or slapping womans butts at bowling.
6 Dont heavey breath down the phone to Wozza, he knows its you!
7 Dont try and sleep with the grounds people at tennis or bowling(we heard you asking that poor lines man if he wannas a root).
8 Dont give your beer botttles headies, in public(do it at home if you must)
9 Keep making us laugh.
10 Ignor all of the above, we wouldnt change a thing of you, yet
you may want to concider perhaps, just a few.
12/05/2005 08:52:00 am
AHH well said Mons, hehe I haddent thought of the beer one!
Really though Roo you should listen to what we are sayin, You need to have a little bit of mystery about you, be captivating. Men lovve it. They love a challenge, they thrive on rejection.
12/05/2005 09:23:00 am
Ill give you an exsample,
long skirt, short one.
now Most blokes will look twice at a chick in a mini, yet most blokes will want the girl in the long flowing skirt, with perhaps a split up the side revealing just a hint of leg.
you see roo, its captivating they want to see more its kinda like fishin.
throw out your bait, give them a nibble , pull it in, give them another bite , they want more, soo they go for it, you yank, and reelll em in, see its simple.
More to the point, Men are simple.
12/05/2005 09:35:00 am
no wonder you get so many comments on your blog- yer mates are using it as an IM service :P
12/05/2005 09:37:00 am
Are you saying I need to wear sheets, and go fishin, to get a root?
12/05/2005 09:39:00 am
OHH a boy,
12/05/2005 09:45:00 am
Sorry ladies Sam's very much a gal. Hello Sam - just doing my bit to give rural Australia and France a voice.
Men? We see the body as the bag in which diamonda are held. That said, 70's Dirt Bike boots, leather pants, a singlet, a silk choker and a tiara are kinda hot.
12/05/2005 11:09:00 am
no trees with christmas balls hung hey?
oh well. congrats on crossing the rubicon, well done!
12/05/2005 11:16:00 am
ohh A boy,
12/05/2005 11:52:00 am
So i think, what spice is saying is
the outter body is immaterial,its the 'real person' inside that matters.
Gracianne what do you think being a woman and all?
12/05/2005 11:58:00 am
OOH ill HANG balls on ya,
12/05/2005 12:02:00 pm
HEY mons, great to see shes listening to our advice hay.
12/05/2005 12:05:00 pm
settle ,settle,
theres 3 , Ted Les and Russ!
Nicely put Spicee, (LEATHER PANTS)umm are you sure!
12/05/2005 12:11:00 pm
3 No PROB.
4 No PROB
5 No PROB ,....GET IT OHH LAA LAA
12/05/2005 12:15:00 pm
Mons, you dont really find men that simple do ya?
12/05/2005 01:22:00 pm
No , i would actually find reading my computer manual easier than men!
cant talk watching planet of apes.
12/05/2005 01:27:00 pm
where do I sign up to take this language class?
12/05/2005 02:46:00 pm
Ted
They'd look lovely on a tree.
Not so much rubicon as the Grand Old Duke of York.
Moni
I meant on me. Ladies look nice in dresses.
Ooh Planet of the Apes. I've got a Planet of the Apes lunchbox.
Sam
Jump right on in, it's autonomous learning with a retrospective syllabus.
12/05/2005 04:17:00 pm
??
?????
??????
*shrugs*
Given my rice cooker to any homeless people yet Spice-dude?
12/05/2005 04:38:00 pm
I knew it was a language class! Unfortunately, the Chinese and Japanese characters looks like boxes or ?? on some people's screens. No, it is not a secret code!
I don't know about the leather pants/mini skirt thing, I have been married for too long to remember. I'd say advice no. 9 is the best - keep them laughing!
12/05/2005 05:10:00 pm
I'm going home to wear it on my head.
Apparently the Apes aren't really on another planet - [hint hint]
12/05/2005 05:12:00 pm
Hey Gracianne snuck in there.
Ahh maybe with the boxes - doesn't changing to unicode in preferences fix it up or something?
12/05/2005 05:14:00 pm
Oh thank god your alive Gracianne we were begining to think you had been stashed in a plastic bag!(by the code people)
Oh we dont understand any of these boxes or freeken ? sume one please tell us what they all mean...
(well ,u have to miss out on our planet of the apes video night, sorry spice its girls only,
12/05/2005 05:41:00 pm
What doo the ?? mean!
12/05/2005 05:53:00 pm
its okay ,its okay,
no more calls Gracianne is alive and well. I have no idea wat they are saying, Gracianne said its chinese.
12/05/2005 05:54:00 pm
There is a Regional and Language option in Windows settings, you need to enable Asian languages to see chinese and japanese characters.
No I was not prisoner of the code people, but on weekends, the home computer belongs to a 7 years old game addict.
12/05/2005 06:12:00 pm
We just love you Gracianne, your so wise and gental, All we hear these days from Mons is Gracianne this, Gracianne that. Its nice to think you can become mates with a complete stranger. I think now she wants to live in Paris.
How old are your kiddies?
12/06/2005 04:53:00 pm
Deerey i cant believe you wrote that, shes going to kick your klakker! you made it sound like Mons got a THING for Gracianne.And one more thing D , WHO WOULDNT WANT TO LIVE IN BLOODY PARIS.
12/06/2005 05:11:00 pm
oh I didnt mean too, I was saying to Gracianne that we all really like her, not everything is about SEX dear Roo.
and I wouldnt want to live in Paris, too cold and by the sounds of it , the gardening aint that spekky.
12/06/2005 06:59:00 pm
Well, thank you! It is the magic of the internet. But I am not a complete stranger, just one of the thousands guests in Anthony's kitchen - thank you for this Anthony. And I agree with Deere, Paris can be cold, and Parisians too. But it is a wonderful place to visit, and now you know a local guide to show you around. Come have a drink with me, one of these days.
12/07/2005 01:21:00 am
hey see if ya understand this(sex)
my cork pops only when im using oral toothpaste. hahaahaaa
yeh Gracianne yous is kind of cool.
Roo (poor thing it would have hurt like buggas, hahahahaha)
12/07/2005 07:28:00 am
HAHAHAH geees HEEEE
hows bout this
my door bell rings only when im on top of my washing. heheheh
yes i will drink with you Gracianne,thanks.
Deere(it did shes got a corker) hahaha, whos goin to take risk and mention it NOT ME.
12/07/2005 07:33:00 am
HAHAHA, yeh im hearen ya,
hey shed be like
not tonight honey ive got a headache.
hahaha
NOT ME.
12/07/2005 07:36:00 am
hey
I may be quiet but im reading
Watch it dont go there... please.
Gracianne when I get enough courage to fly Im going to have a drink in Paris and sail in your gondola.
12/07/2005 07:41:00 am
And another thing, ive never ever said ive a headache, i just say
"touch me and ill snap it off"
12/07/2005 07:50:00 am
haaaaaHAAAA haaaaaaaaa,
(dont wana swap d your boring)
12/07/2005 07:53:00 am
ow
12/07/2005 03:51:00 pm
KOABUNGA, WELL ILL BE A BUSH FLY,
WHHOO WASS THHE HOONEY, HE WAS HOTTT, SIZZEL, SIZZEL HOT MAKE YA WANT TO SHACK IT UP HOT,,,,,PHEW
(trust Mons to get all the attention, bitch), Ill PLAY WITH YA BOWLING BALL HONYY, RACK EM UP AND SEND IT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!! I LVU BOLWS
12/07/2005 05:31:00 pm
gees Roo its was my wozza, yet you diddnt notic that did you, you were too busy trying to mount him and all.
now i dont think we shoul be talking, remember last wed night, when drink had bee drunk we get stupid hey.we dont wants to get the spicee all spiced up
12/07/2005 05:47:00 pm
a hhh AINT NO STRIPPIN TONIGHT,i got music on me brain.
dont break me heart ,me achey breaky heart, i just dont think you understand.
Well behave hey root, hehehehooh yeeeh baby. Hey mons how doo you keep a bloke lik that kkkeeen,man hees hott
12/07/2005 05:52:00 pm
oh i dont know, imsnot feeling grets catch ya.
12/07/2005 05:56:00 pm
oooh, hehehehehahahaha, hey ers a song
you can leave your hat on,
baby take off your shirt, reesl slow,yah, ooh hey, oops i took off everyhting,ha, ooh mmmmm
12/07/2005 06:00:00 pm
what?,
12/07/2005 07:38:00 pm
just wanted to tell you I think, you are just great.
12/07/2005 07:41:00 pm
Thanks Roo, mighty nice of you to say so.
12/08/2005 11:04:00 am
Hey Spice, few sore heads this way, sorry bout that.Hey I dont think your just great I think, your WONDERFUL.THANKS for having us here over harvest.Our harvest ended today.I wont be able to bother you as much, with the bloke home and all.Ive had the best fun, and I will pop in here from time to time just to say Gday and all.
untill then ariverderchi
12/08/2005 03:55:00 pm
awww Roo, ya cant be seriouse, i was just going to tell you how great you were and all, we will miss ya here Root.Geepas.I tell ya what, if ya stay Ill let you snog my wozza.
12/08/2005 05:12:00 pm
NAH , been there done that.
he has GREAT smakkers by the way.
12/08/2005 05:15:00 pm
hahahahah SUCKED IN MONS.
12/08/2005 05:17:00 pm
ummmm Deere, i have no idea why Your pissin yerself, your man was HOTT TOO TROT.MMMM
12/08/2005 05:19:00 pm
Hi there, Roo?
Kissing hey, cant say I remember that!
12/08/2005 05:22:00 pm
tsk tsk ,lying bitch!
12/08/2005 05:24:00 pm
Hey Root, I remember everything else !! hehehe
12/08/2005 05:27:00 pm
To be, or not to be; that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Now just befour you go a quick lesson.
What is the writer saying?
12/08/2005 07:44:00 pm
Fuc# KNOWS
That aint no English honey.
12/08/2005 07:46:00 pm
Ummmm PASS.
12/08/2005 07:47:00 pm
Well, yes thats what i first thought (wat the) but look closely.
Its actually quite simple.
he is simply saying is it nobler(meaning of a high moral character) to suffer in silence what misfortunes this world can throw at you, or is it nobler to "take arms up", or oppose them no matter what the cost, if it would end them.
Interesting hey, i found this great book and have read that passage again and again trying to work out wat the bloody bagers he was on about, then all of the sudden i understood it.
do you want more?
12/08/2005 08:00:00 pm
NOPE, NO, NOWAY, PISS OFF,
however you want to read that.
hope thats quite simple.
12/08/2005 08:03:00 pm
hehehehaah, god Mons
wat shit. Where did you find that book, oh I know,
the worlds most boring bookshop, yeh ill pass.
Poor you
TO be or not to be a tossa, that is the freeken question.
hahahahahahahah
12/08/2005 08:06:00 pm
HEY I KNOW,
TO BE OR NOT TO BE A FREEKEN LOOSER,
THATS IS THE FREEKEN QUESTION
HAHAH ohh Mons wat a corker.
12/08/2005 08:08:00 pm
oh sorry i thought it was great:(
12/08/2005 08:09:00 pm
ere is the next passage
To die: to sleep;No more;
and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to,
'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd
cant work this out its hard verry hard( he could have been sucking on some woopie weed when he wrote it hey)
12/08/2005 08:24:00 pm
Roo
Cheers matey, always welcome here and congrats on the end of harvest, hope it was a good one.
Mon
slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
This has always been taken as a mixed metaphor, one moment he's going on about slings and arrows next thing he's talking about fight a sea of troubles, which is just nonsense. I say yes, woopy weed.
Roo
Yeah Hamlet was a loser, needed to get a bit of a grip.
Hey Wozza
12/08/2005 11:30:00 pm
Hi Devo,
Congrats on the mag,we are looking forward to reading it.
Harvest is nearly finished, about 10 days left.Im just about over it, so is Mons!
Schools out hey, the hammock sounds like a great plan.
I will let you all get back to Hamlet!
cheers all
12/09/2005 07:53:00 am
yeh Mons Hamlet, was a tossa,
give us another easier one!
12/09/2005 09:25:00 am
ok ok
she sell sea shells by the sea shore.
12/09/2005 09:36:00 am
im swappin back your makin me look like a lubber, i dont read hamlet who ever the hell it is.
and the answere to your question do you have a fat arse, do you want it glossy and side swiped or straight on the rocks.
and hurry im busy me house looks like a bomb shelter for the homeless.
12/09/2005 11:30:00 am
on the rocks
12/09/2005 12:28:00 pm
its like a peach,
a really BIG peach.
12/09/2005 12:32:00 pm
hahaHAAAAAAA, CLASSIC
12/09/2005 12:35:00 pm
you rang?
12/09/2005 07:36:00 pm
do you think shes real(gracianne)
its just that lots of people think she not real.
12/09/2005 07:39:00 pm
?. Well lets just say she better be, or who the begungers have we been chattin to!
i will call her!
i have a plan!
Gracianne,
oh Gracianne where are you.
12/09/2005 07:42:00 pm
I will also call her!
Gracianne,
Gracianne,
12/09/2005 07:45:00 pm
dont panic just yet ,
it is Friday night and all And in Paris it may be even later,(that is if she even lives in Paris!)
dont worry ill do some investigating, keep calling,
she will come,have faith.
Gracianne, come out come out where ever you are!
12/09/2005 07:50:00 pm
call me.
( be careful wat you say, we dont know who or what we are dealing with)
OMG,
Gracianne, please tell us you are real, we are feeling like ABSOLUTE
SHITE.
12/09/2005 07:56:00 pm
3 things girls
1. dont forget poor Spicee in all of this, I mean he has become friends with her too.poor Spice!
2. She did tell us that her 7 year old uses he computer on weekends, so she may not be aware we are callin her.
3. you realize wat this means if she aint real, dont you.We will never be able to show our freeken stupid red raw heads in public ever again.
12/09/2005 08:17:00 pm
GEEES,
Great frolicking ferrets,
and to think, we were goin to invite her to our Planet of The Apes Video Night,and all
12/09/2005 08:26:00 pm
ha,Now I dont mean to laugh but, its about bloody time, you three.
I did try to warn you.
12/09/2005 08:57:00 pm
Hush. Unless there's someone in France who's pretending they're from France...
12/09/2005 10:16:00 pm
Devo, im so glad your on, I have bad bad news,
we dont think Gracianne is real!
Who the FREEKEN flaps hve we all been talking too.Shit.
it could be anyone, dont worry she may be able to explain yet, i got on to a paris web site and when she said that it was snowing, guess what, it was fine and 22 degrees.
we are shattered , we hope this hasnt upset you, to be honest i always thought she was way too nice.
do you think we could be mistaken?
12/09/2005 10:39:00 pm
Man I feel sick in the guts, Hey Mons she could even be a bloody BOY,trying to have his way with us
12/09/2005 10:49:00 pm
oooh cool mmmm Pick me sico pick me
12/09/2005 10:50:00 pm
Bloody hell Roo this isnt the time for sex I dont know about you two but im really freeked out , what a cheek and all, she even tryed to get my sister and brother in her gondola.
12/09/2005 10:54:00 pm
Mon
Maybe that was Paris, Texas you checked.
12/10/2005 08:26:00 am
nope, i checked Paris France
shes definatly an imposer.
are you able to track her, or him down?
wat a bitch or wat a bastard, hey spicee,=#
12/10/2005 04:02:00 pm
Now dont worry, I have a plan.
So all you need to do is just keep acting normal, ill do the rest .ok
im on to it spicee.
i have a suspishish idea who it is
12/10/2005 04:14:00 pm
exellent Mons your on, so what do you want Roo and I to do.
12/10/2005 04:19:00 pm
Okay now you and roo,
just keep on acting like tossas and rejects, just be yourselves, ok
she seems to like it .
12/10/2005 04:22:00 pm
ok ,were on to it.
12/10/2005 04:23:00 pm
hey there Deerey, gees Graciannes a cow hey.
12/10/2005 04:26:00 pm
Oh hi there Root, yeh mooo mooo.
12/10/2005 04:27:00 pm
2 things girls.
1. wat the freeken hell are you doing, Dont mention her bloody name,dickheads.
2 talk normal we dont want to scare her off, talk about sex. ill be here watching ok
12/10/2005 04:30:00 pm
oooh so ya like to watch hey.hahah sorry couldnt resist.
oh Hi deere, so wonder what mons like in the sac.
12/10/2005 04:34:00 pm
CNN.com - Weather- Paris, France
12/10/2005 04:34:00 pm
OH hi roo yeh gees wonder,
probably a
have you finished yet.
12/10/2005 04:35:00 pm
here the weather this week for Paris France, hotter there than bloody Mingenew.aint no snow
sat 42 degrees and clear
sun 44 degrees and clear
mon 48 degrees and overcast
tues 44 degrees and partly cloudy
wed 42 degrees cloudy
12/10/2005 04:47:00 pm
Roo and deere KNOCK IT OFF
12/10/2005 04:49:00 pm
Psst Mon over here
[whispers] that's 42 degreesfahrenheit ya nana
12/10/2005 06:24:00 pm
oh
SHIT.
12/10/2005 07:19:00 pm
ooooooh noooooo
12/10/2005 08:04:00 pm
OOOPS
12/10/2005 08:06:00 pm
Cher Gracianne, nous sommes si desole, nous moyen de diddnt de vous blesser.Je dois blamer de ceci, Roo et Deere avaient seulement un rire. J'espere que vous pouvez etre la personne plus grande (pas comme chez une plus grosse personne) et nous pardonner. aimez vos amis.
Mon, Roo, Deere
12/11/2005 08:48:00 am
That's very nice of you ladies
12/11/2005 05:29:00 pm
Dear Gracianne
We cant speak French, (Root and I) we dont know what she has said and she wont tell us.We dont trust her at all, we think she has blamed us for everything, she is a real cow, mooo mooo, Gracianne. She always gets what she wants, simply because she is good looking and rich and funny, and everyone likes her. we like her too we are just covering all bases in case she stabbed us through up there in the French)
love your real friends Deere and Root
12/12/2005 08:02:00 am
Great lopsided lunatics!
GO TO ... http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
AND TRANSLATE, THEN LOOSE MY NUMBER,
12/12/2005 10:04:00 am
IM MEAN LOSE MY NUMBER!
12/12/2005 10:29:00 am
we no what you ment, hehe we always get that mixed up too. Sooo hows things budy, umm nice weather. Sorry about that little misunderstanding up there, ahh its good to have a laugh between mates hey.
12/12/2005 10:33:00 am
PISS OFF.
im waiting for Gracianne.
12/12/2005 10:36:00 am
ooh come on Mons, stop screening ya calls, we know your there.
How about a compliment, would that help, here goes.
you looked fuc@%en beautiful last night AND THIN,OH SO THIN , there happy
12/12/2005 12:39:00 pm
TWO THINGS GIRLS,
1. I dont need you telling me im beautiful, some things just dont need to be said!
2. you two are on thin ice.THIN OH SO THIN.
NOW GET OFF AND WAIT FOR GRACIANNE.
12/12/2005 12:44:00 pm
hows Godzilla?
12/12/2005 03:46:00 pm
no appy!
she is doing the one word answere thingo,
How are you Moni.- fine
hows wozza.- fine
hows harvest.- fine
umm we are really sorry.-get stuffed(click beep beep beep)
12/12/2005 03:50:00 pm
And I was wondering why my hears kept ringing all weekend? The computer was as usual controlled by the 7 year old Rayman addict, and the 5 years old surfing on Barbie sites (yes, I know, there should be more parental control..). I was busy cooking for 10 people. Sorry, I didn't hear you call. I am real, and very normal I am afraid. Thanks for the effort in french Mon, that was perfectly understandable.
Paris weather today - cloudy - 4C this morning - cold northern wind. When I read about Anthony cooking peaches, I am bloody jealous!
12/12/2005 05:43:00 pm
heheheeee Godzilla, where dya get that one, exellent.Im over it.
Gracianne aint comming girls.
ive hit the Gin.
12/12/2005 05:44:00 pm
Hey Mons shes here have a look, yeh she probably didnt understand the english thing, just wave and smile, all is good.
12/12/2005 05:47:00 pm
WAVE, WAVE, HI Gracianne YOUR BACK!
ahh now Im happy. I HATE pissin people off!. heres Wozza.
Thank god you are back, I cant handle any more "Wheres Gracianne"
Exellent now Mons can get back in the kitchen and cook.Bloody Women!
And one more thing Roo and Deere,please
be nice to her, or I cop it!
12/12/2005 05:56:00 pm
WAVE and SMILE back. Have a good evening.
12/12/2005 06:21:00 pm
. psst hey Gracianne just in case your stark raving mad Frenchman, Ive always got me porch light on, ooh just the thought of being ravished by a mad man mmmm.
12/12/2005 06:22:00 pm
Wow Gracianne does this deus ex machina thing really well.
12/12/2005 07:53:00 pm
Gracianne - hehe ahh you underestimate me, my dear friend!!
Impeccable acting, ah it took me a while, hey.
12/13/2005 07:48:00 am
ahhh, its cool Gracianne
I aint real either!!!
12/14/2005 07:43:00 am
Gracianne, Mons wont tell us whoo you are, she thinks she knows!
just , one little question.
Are you a boy or a girl?
12/14/2005 12:23:00 pm
Nope, Deere you have it all wrong.
How many Graciannes were there, is more to the point. I've worked out at least 4 different 'graciannes'
AND I know who 2 of them were.
It was a full fledge Gracianne Fu## fest, clevver, verry clevver
ah it was great fun HEY.
12/14/2005 02:29:00 pm
The last laugh is with us though, hey Monaroo!
12/14/2005 02:32:00 pm
AHH yes the bitter sweet last great roaring, howling laugh is with us, dear Deere.How clever were we!
12/14/2005 02:34:00 pm
This is getting verrry confusing, who am I really? To be or not to...
12/14/2005 04:50:00 pm
Come on now fess up.
we want names, names, names.
please,please,please.
12/14/2005 05:29:00 pm
okay,okay
im feelin like a tossa and a loosers and a reject
How could we be the 'but' of such a cruel joke! sigh
12/14/2005 06:16:00 pm
ummmm HELLO
Because we are tossas and loosres and rejects.
and what do you mean 'but' of a cruel joke- im not gettin that?
wats a bum got to do with it?
12/14/2005 06:19:00 pm
umm, ya kiddin aint ya!
where the freeks is the spicee, gees. He has gone on some icecream makin trip.
12/14/2005 06:25:00 pm
Hey Have you seen SuperMan 1.
you know when the baddies get flung off into the universe in that flat glass thingo, hey thats us...AAAHHHHGGGG HEEELLLLP AAHHHGGGG
12/14/2005 06:27:00 pm
HAAAhehehehhaa yeh I know hehe how FREEKIN FUNNY
hheelllp aarrggggghhhhh helppp let us ggggoooooooo AHHHHHGGGRRRRR, WIZZ,WIZZ WIZZ
12/14/2005 06:32:00 pm
WOOOSSSH SPIICCCCEEE ARRRGGGGGGHHH,HEEELP
aaaagggggggggggg
Hey question whats would you bring if you were goin to be stuck on an island for 1 year?
12/14/2005 06:38:00 pm
UUUMM
My hair dryer, my blundies, my toothbrush, my limited edition of the Goonies, and my vibrator(foot massager)AND of course you!
12/14/2005 06:42:00 pm
OH,
Id bring
yeh my vibrating foot massager!
a slave(man)
and some rope
(oh you mean our boots for polishing) yeh my boots.
and GIN and my fake casey chambers guitar.
12/14/2005 06:50:00 pm
woops we forgot our bloody husbands, and meds and food and fags, and lets just stay in the glass thingo woosin round the universe,hey Mons
12/14/2005 06:54:00 pm
wooosh yeehhh Immm theerre.
ahhhhhhhggghhhhrrrrhhhh
agggghhh heyy whho farted
12/14/2005 06:57:00 pm
you rang??AAHHHGGGRRR WOOOSSSH
12/16/2005 07:48:00 am
LOOK ^ UP THERE!!
YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS BUT "
THE SILENT READER"
IS A BLOG ADMINISTRATOR!.HE HAS DELEATED SOMEONES COMMENT.
HE MUST BE SPICEES BOSS OR SOMETHING.HOLY CREEPS! and
Gracianne IS UP THERE IN THE ICECREAM ONE, LARGER THAN LIFE, TALKING ABOUT FREEKIN ICECREAM!
WHY THE FREEKS WOULD BE UP THERE CHATTIN IF SHE WERENT REAL!
12/16/2005 07:55:00 am
Well stroke me goats, and call me Mother Tereasa !
Its true, Ive seen her up there, shes makin a fool of herself,
shes talking about santa and chillys and pastas makers and, Spicee was talking about icecream.
God her english must be TERRIBLE,she obviousley dosnt understand anything shes reading!
WELL, my dignoisoues is -shes real
12/16/2005 08:13:00 am
Administrator- A person who directs or managers affairs of any kind.
Yeh he must be like a silent roving boss who goes around managing peoples bloggs.Strange, he always seemed like a Great Tossa.
12/16/2005 08:21:00 am
Hello All
Monique, could I see you in my office?
spiceblog [at] gmail [dot] com
12/16/2005 10:10:00 am
SHITT, !!!!!!!!!!!!
12/16/2005 11:57:00 am
umm I tried to email u but it came back!
im reallly really sorry for going upstairs, please dont yell at me,
Wozza has just busted me.
Devo Wozza here,
sorry about that she is a bloody little shit, ill deal with her later.
12/16/2005 12:15:00 pm
I use that to stop spambots picking it up
[at] = @
[dot] = .
and just take out the spaces.
12/16/2005 01:01:00 pm
PSST Mons,
WHATS happening did you get a serve? come on TELL ME.
Is he pissed at us, talk to me baby...
12/16/2005 02:46:00 pm
2 Things
1 Gracianne is not Spicee
2 Dont talk to the Silent Reader,
hes not Spicees boss, he is a Tossa,
apart from that,alls good!;)
oh and ive got a red backside from Wozzas boot.
12/16/2005 02:53:00 pm
Hum, what's a tossa?
12/16/2005 05:01:00 pm
Well Graci, Lets just say
only a bloke can be a tossa(get it, -tossin his tossable bits)
Its very crued and rude and not the launguage a lady should use.We will teach you if you like!!!.
I hear lots of unuseable lady words around here, they seem to flow freely from my husbands mouth everytime he speaks!
Any way perhaps, dont use that
word Graci, you are much too nice to be speakin like that.If you dont like someone call them,ummm I know, call them a dickhead.
12/16/2005 05:56:00 pm
LESSONS LERNED TODAY
confusia say
when wife has been very bad woman,
tis better not to be wearin new clothes when grumpy husband come home.
tis far better to cover grumpy husbands dinner,for if husband comes home to find ferral cat chewin his dinner,very bad wife ,will cop, very big boot.
12/16/2005 10:06:00 pm
OK, that's my second lesson today, after the vocabulary lesson. Thank you teacher.
12/16/2005 10:34:00 pm
Dickhead, best Australian word ever.
12/17/2005 11:32:00 am
AAHHH CLASSIC,
yeh Spicee dh is a great word,
ahh Im hearnin you about the "NEW CLOTHES",men just dont get it.
Great to have Gracianne here,we can teach you all the ways of
AUSSSIE AUUSSIE AUSSIE,
hows you feeling Mons, still hurlin, poor thing, nothin worst than havin a ralph.Youll be fine just get Wozza to make some nice greasy bacon and eggs, hahahaha
Man did you get BUSTERD OR WHAT!
12/17/2005 04:22:00 pm
Great Flowery Frock,
you get me up for that!
$#%#% %^%^& $%%^%$!!!
12/17/2005 04:26:00 pm
any better?
is it a wog or a bug,or flu
12/17/2005 09:05:00 pm
uuum i think its just stress, from being yelled at in every direction for about 24hours,by me hubby.
24 hour wog will do.
POOR ME!
Bugger, just spewd on me new freekin laptop,Shit-projectile spew,gotta go
12/17/2005 09:18:00 pm
FREEKEN HELL Are you sure thats the correct address?
12/18/2005 08:49:00 am
I aint a comlpete Drongo Deere.Look just send the bloody thing to that adress,I anit gettin me sorry ass hauled into the flippin office again,PLEASE dont say another word about it, it takes all sorts to make the world spin!
12/18/2005 08:55:00 am
Must be the in the line of "sales"
12/18/2005 09:11:00 am
pty ltd cha cha!!
Now just drop it ,okay!!
12/18/2005 09:13:00 am
dont ya wanna play today?
cha cha
12/18/2005 10:42:00 am
Look Deere heres the situation.
Woz is home roving about the house like satan himself,im still in the shit for bying new clothes ,for letting the bitch of a cat eat his dinner, for going upstairs,for gettin sick and vomiting over the computer,and now for sending mail to cha cha land, sooo gimme a couple of hours,okay!!
12/18/2005 10:48:00 am
HEHEHE HAHAHAH HAHAHAHHHHAA AHHHH THATS FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!
Your a classic Mons
12/18/2005 10:51:00 am
Update.
11.00-woz pats me on the head, and says,'I DUNNO Moni Moni what am I goin to do with you!
11.05- Mons bats eyelids and pouts.
11.06-woz says I just love you tart.
11.07- we embrace, and i wink at the kids over his shoulder
12/18/2005 11:15:00 am
yeh Im hearin ya about the pout.
AAHH the power of the pout
Pout- to thrust out ones lips,in displeasure or sulleness.
yet my dictionary is as old as the hills, what does your brand spanky swanky one say.
12/18/2005 11:54:00 am
Pout- tool used by women around the freekin world to get what they want , when they freekin want. Combining it with fluttering of freekin eyes makes the pout an extremly powerful tool.do not underestimate its freekin power.
12/18/2005 12:01:00 pm
Ahh, how hilarious,
Come on now you two,surely Im not that bad! And yes, that pout is very powerful!It gets me every time.
12/18/2005 05:09:00 pm
It never worked for me, I guess I don't do the eye bit very well. I need lessons there too.
12/19/2005 02:04:00 am
UM hi Gracianne, back at work hey, work, work , work , yeh it must be hard being a wife and mum and working hard all the time hey.What line of work are you in Gracianne.
Now Ill let Mons teach you about the lip thing, she has mastered it like a bloody pro, oops I mean champ, yeh like a bloody champ.
I relly enjoy chattin to you,I like hearing about your life it sounds interesting, feel free to tell alll about it.
oh yeh Wozzi you aint that bad, nothin that a great big wack over the head every now and then wont fix!
12/19/2005 07:20:00 am
Great Knockering Knickerbockers, Deere, knock it OFFF!
now Gracianne, let me help you.
Ahh yes the fluttering of the eyes, its a sure winner.
You see Gracianne it says to a male
- oh help, look at me Im helpless!
and you see Gracianne Men LOVE helpless girls,because it make them feel umm what the word, um it gives them endorshens in their blood to make them feel more manly.get it?
So if your in a fix, flutter and pout , flutter and pout,flutter and pout, untill the desired want is achieved.And if ya can kinda, put your head on the side and look out from ya hair, oh and while your talking to them, bite your lip, yeh it drives the weeker sex WILD.
its all about body laungage,will be happy to give lessons to ya.
12/19/2005 08:55:00 am
wat the,
how the tankers do you know this shit?
12/19/2005 10:00:00 am
dunno just kinda spews forth
12/19/2005 10:08:00 am
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