Spiceblog - open kitchen
While I'm writing up the recipe for the rabbit thingy I thought I'd open up some new digs for the Mingénew Country Chat Room to have at it.
Also opening the comments for - long time readers first time commenters saying hi; album reviews; Rupert Sheldrake; personal questions; the crisis of masculinity as portrayed in mid-strength beer ads; embarrassing things done with fruit or cider; erotic kitchen poetry; and Mario 64.
posted by Anthony at Tuesday, November 15, 2005
148 Comments:
The lover
I run my loving fingers
Through his tousled hair -
Wild finches darting from his golden wheat field.
I look deep into his eyes -
Blue sky kissing high Summer.
11/16/2005 02:12:00 am
I like that poem Cabbage, and I love our new chat room,Woow wait till Moni and Jonni see this!! thanks BondieSpiceman..
11/16/2005 06:38:00 am
That ad for Sterling beer where the men couldn't putr their beer down... phew, the homoerotic overtones in that!
11/16/2005 10:29:00 am
cool, hi Bondy.
afternoon all,
whats homoerotic mean?
11/16/2005 12:45:00 pm
hi all
how cool,
remember yous two,(rooieand deeere)
to check the dictionairy when
your not sure how to spell sumthing, and also remember you are reprisentiang Mingenew so try and write real intelijent and all okay...
ooh i love beer ads
what dose homoerotic mean????
11/16/2005 01:35:00 pm
cabbbage
Many thanks again, I'm sure many of our country readers will be visualising finches running from the flicking combs of the harvester.
Rooie
Your very welcome, nice to have you all here.
Kate
homo or autoerotic couldn't decide. Huge amounts of overcompensation and an inability to deal with women seem to feature. The new one's wishing they were robots - at it Baudrillard.
Homoerotic is being a feller and loving a feller or a lady and a lady. Not to be confused with Hinoerotic which involves trucks. I can't tell you more than that.
[click on the sheep for mopre petry BTW]
Johnny and Monny
Speeling is overrated as an art.
11/16/2005 02:14:00 pm
ooh i get it...
Wozza is Hinoerotic with hes truck?
ROOO, dont hang out of your truck , doing that again...Pammie saw Everything, she was on the matress at the back of the cab.. how shamefull for you!!! hahah
(nice bras by the way where did ya get em,)
oh most embarrasing thing with fruit...........um what exactly do yous mean by that!!!!!!
11/16/2005 07:38:00 pm
You are so bad Roo, fancy doing that in front of 20 or so farmers, gees.
I love that poem about the lover, wonder if they were married?
fruit, yeh it comes in all shapes and sizes!!!!hey Moni
11/16/2005 08:05:00 pm
great clapping corpses, gees Jonni.
the poem is not talking about people,the fingers are the header combs and the golden hair is the pictured here as the wheat its, i think the word is fricktisiouse, hope thats correct.
11/16/2005 08:38:00 pm
Mon
I think you've nailed it with the poem there. Don't know about Wozza though, does he go for long drives for no apparent reason?
Oh I don't know about the fruit, I used to put the Mr Potato bits on a banana and bring it out when the Nana Moskouri show was on. But I was only 6 or something.
11/16/2005 08:48:00 pm
oh my goodness Yes, that would be just the type of thing to happen to me, my man running off with a truck. Infact just the other nite he was sleep talking saying
"Pull my clutch baby, yeh let me give you some throttel"!!
oh well good luck to him, i hope she is a better ride and all!
oh that type of embarrasing oh , i thought, well theres lots of , oh never mind.I was on the rood level!
11/16/2005 09:08:00 pm
May I just butt in here and say that the new Brain Eno album 'Another Day on Earth' is an aural recording of great beauty.
May I also add that i think it's time you split with Blogger. You deserve a better home. Somehwere in the country with a garden for the kids and a tree for the pet sloth. Just my one cent.
11/16/2005 10:10:00 pm
Mon
I think we need some truck fiction (although by his dreams it looks like he's actually doing the dirty on both of you and is having his way with the ag bike).
Pieman
There's a Brian Eno shaped hole in my CD collection so I'll take it on good advice. Bought a CD by Russian-German band Messer Chups - soundls like one third of my ideal CD collection on one disk plus theramins. I think you'd like the garage surf sound.
I know, I know, but it took me 6 months to get comments owrking so it might be a while.
11/16/2005 10:41:00 pm
And for free bonus download points. I found a nice couple of little ditties by The (Melbourne based) Drones and The Love X Nowhere here:
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/mp3/
Mr. Generosity tonight,, or wot?
11/16/2005 11:14:00 pm
Indeed and cheers to you Mr Bountious Pieman.
11/16/2005 11:22:00 pm
OMG, I can't believe it, you also had Nana Mouskouri shows in Australia?
11/17/2005 05:18:00 pm
oh Devo, could you let Gracianne know that my sister and brother in law are going to be in Paris, soon.
and who or wat is nana mouskouri
11/17/2005 07:46:00 pm
Hi Mon,
Nana Mouskouri is a Greek singer who has been singing for ages. She wears black square glasses and shiny dresses, and has been in the background (at least in France and in Greece) since before I was born - that's ages ago. She was even made a Culture Minister in Greece a few years back.
http://www.nana-mouskouri.net/
If your sister needs a contact in Paris, you can write at gracianne at gmail dot com.
11/17/2005 09:36:00 pm
Gracianne
We did have them and remeber being pretty impressed, I don't think you had the Two Ronnies in France though.
Mon
Tsk making me do your dirty work in bothering our French guests, tell them to be good ambassadors and that nobody in the rest of the world likes Bundy. I can lend them my French rugby top and beanie to make them quelle popular.
Thanks for the Nana link Gracianne, Nana is tops. And thanks for your kind offer for Mon.
11/18/2005 12:58:00 am
Amazing how much that caterpillar is reminiscent of a ram!
11/18/2005 02:34:00 am
Hi Bondie
yes, thankyou Gracianne.
Man I wish I lived in Paris. When I was little I uesd to dream that I would marry a Frenchie and we would sail down that river, that runs through the middle ,(dont know its name)in one of thoses boaty things ,(not a surf ski and not a canoo, they are long and two people lie in the front and someone at the back pushes them)uum oh well you know what i mean, and life would be simple and grand...
I hope I didnt bother you Gracianne, after all you are a real Frenchie and Im a mere carbon copy, kinda like
you are a diamond and im a cubic zircon.
11/18/2005 07:43:00 am
or shes a John Deere and your a Holland!
11/18/2005 07:56:00 am
I KNOW
Gracianne is a rose and Monie is a Safron thissel. heheheh
11/18/2005 08:54:00 am
oh my goodness,
ejm, is correct,
its is a caterpilla.
Spicy I think we should have a Cristening , and maybe we could call him
Con Caterpilla,
unless ejm can think of another name, since she is the one who has bought it to our attention.
well done ejm
11/18/2005 09:51:00 am
hows bout Collin
11/18/2005 12:42:00 pm
or Conrad,
Rooie
11/18/2005 12:47:00 pm
Diamond, rose, John Deere even? blush...Anthony and Mon, you are welcome, I am sure they will be good ambassadors! I can take them on a tour in my grand and simple gondola :)
11/18/2005 05:13:00 pm
Unreal,
thanxs Gracianne, my sister would just love to go riding in horse and carriage, do you have your own horses too?And how about thoses boaty thingys do you or anyone know what i mean, because i would love to organise a ride in one of those for them.
oh yeh Anthony, they do love Bundy how in the world did you know that?? Cheers all to Paris
11/18/2005 06:22:00 pm
Hey! Are you mocking me, anonymous?
Actually... I'm starting to think I might have been wrong about it being a caterpillar. Now I realize it is the Michelin man.
11/18/2005 11:14:00 pm
Moira looks exactly like Nana Mouskouri. They're both authoritatively beautiful.
11/19/2005 02:02:00 am
Hi ejm,
OH No , I think you are right, it really does look like a caterpilla, but now that you have suggested the Michelin man how about Martin Michelin Man Ram?
(dont pay any attention to me Im one of Mons mates, say no more hey)
hehe
11/19/2005 06:41:00 am
dont worry about her ejm she's not quite a full bag of wheat,if ya know what I mean...
11/19/2005 08:27:00 am
There's not another single country in the world that likes Bundy.
Going to have to get yourself a name anonymous.
11/19/2005 12:12:00 pm
hey I know one for you, how about,uuuummmm
"Satan",or uumm
"Jezabelle",
or just plain good old "Tossa"
11/19/2005 01:18:00 pm
Well, if I had to choose,
Tossa is more my thing, thankyou deeery.However I only wanted to come and see what all the talk was about, and meet this funny man Spicey.I have to say, I've had a great belly laugh several times while reading all of your chats..I will catch up with you all at bowling.Thankyou Spicey man for puting a smile on my dial....
11/19/2005 03:03:00 pm
Holy Haberdashery!!!
heheheh sorry thought was hilariouse
11/19/2005 07:21:00 pm
Euh, what is Bundy?
Mon, I don't know exactly what kind of boat you mean, but anyway, remember, it is almost winter now here, it is below freezing today, and a bit late in the year for a boat cruise on the river Seine.
11/19/2005 09:11:00 pm
uumm, how embarrasing
its okay Gracianne,
I have since learnt ,
that the boat im talking,
about is called a gondola!,
and i thought a gondola was a horse and carriage.Soo now i realise that you have the very boat i was meaning,
wat a snappa head i am hey.
Any way this gets even better, Gracianne because i also have made a terrible mistake,my sis and brother in law arnt going to Paris at all they changed thier plans ages ago and diddnt tell me.
Now they are going to Kalgoorlie.
So thank you for your kind offa,yet i think Kal is more thier thing,where the Bundy is on tap and they can swill in the main streets wit the hookas..
11/20/2005 09:02:00 am
aaaahhhhhhh hahahahhaaaahhhh
DEEP FRIED SNAPPA HEAD,ya mean!
aah dont think ive eva laughed soo much!!!
11/20/2005 10:39:00 am
HEHEHEHEHAAAA
HAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA,
I KNOW, I KNOW
OVER COOKED DEEP FRIED SNAPPA HEAD!
hahah oh the joy ,
11/20/2005 10:49:00 am
aaaww pi*s off you two.
11/20/2005 10:58:00 am
Hey Nonny Nonny
Always welcome.
Mon
That's funny because I'm going to Kalgoorlie this weekend so maybe I'll actually end up in Paris.
I'd hate to think about all the horses you drowned.
11/20/2005 11:28:00 am
neh nneehh neehh,
bubble bubble
11/20/2005 01:34:00 pm
Excuse us Bondie boy,
can you please, please send someone down here to chat with us ?
( the one with the kingdom and all the wives sounds interesting,"his exellency" I think you call him.
11/21/2005 05:02:00 pm
His Excellency is currently indisposed on a tour of Van Diemen's Land. So no can help I'm afraid. You could do me a favour and explain to Gracianne what Bundy is.
11/21/2005 08:49:00 pm
Hi bondi ,hello Graciane
(Gracianne sorry bout my liitle miss understanding.If you ever need a place to stay in , in the land of OZ then my simple yet not grand home is yours)!
Bundy
Well up here in the wild wild west its most commonly known as
"Petrol Piss"
as common as petrol and tastes like piss.
Do you really not have it in Paris?
11/21/2005 09:49:00 pm
Hi Mon, don't be sorry, and thanks for the offer, this is very nice of you. I guess we do have bundy here too then - beaujolais nouveau maybe?
11/21/2005 10:49:00 pm
Shhh Gracianne - Japanese people get very excited about Beaujolais Nouveau and have TV programmes about it that film the planes arriving. No idea why, it's a yearly ritual.
Can't imagine people getting in punch ups after a few beaujolais nouveau and coke though.
11/21/2005 10:57:00 pm
aww sorry you two,
i cant speak french, how do you say beaujolais nouveau in English.
11/22/2005 06:56:00 am
Hi Mon
You can read up about it here:
The Japan Times Online
Saw some in the bottle shops yesterday.
11/22/2005 07:03:00 am
Wine!!
11/22/2005 07:35:00 am
Gracianne,
quel temps quil fait chezvous?
11/22/2005 07:51:00 am
eh Moni
eres some french for ya
Yoplait
11/22/2005 09:46:00 am
I know some French Mon,
cop this,
"wee wee Madame,
Frog legs ooh la la"
haahaha
11/22/2005 10:04:00 am
soo what did ya say in French then?
11/22/2005 11:41:00 am
I said
Hi Gracianne
special comments supplied by
dumb and dumber !
11/22/2005 11:56:00 am
Yes Wine
Now now people, shouldn't be discouraging attempts at another language.
11/22/2005 04:17:00 pm
Bonjour tout le monde,
Moni, il fait beau et froid aujourd'hui (5C/40F), and I understood your question perfectly.
Beaujolais nouveau is not really a wine, it is a quite recent marketing concept. It works here too, but the best thing is not the wine but the cheeses, hams and sausages that "traditionally" go with it, eaten in little bars in the streets of Paris.
11/22/2005 04:50:00 pm
Might I suggest "beer" Gracianne.
The Austrians do a similar thing with their new harvest wine but you head out to the vineyards. I remember it being kind of alright but then there was the sunshine, the youth, the general giddiness that comes with travel.
11/22/2005 05:05:00 pm
Bonjour,Anthony and Gracianne
Ici il fait tres chaud 44degrees.
ummm I can still speak just a little French !!
Ahhh now were talking. Over summer we went to this brewery called Bootleg, its down south, and I had the best day ever.Altho I got rotten drunk and Wasa said I was a discrace man the beer was unbeliavable.Had my very first glass of beer that day.
which do you both prefer beer or wine?
and all.
11/22/2005 06:23:00 pm
Bonsoir Mon
44degrees! is there a harvest ban?
Bootleg is the best but you have to get there early to get in the state you got into because it shuts at four or something. I can't belive you got rotten drunk Mon.
11/22/2005 09:13:00 pm
Anthony, you might suggest, I am here to learn. So bundy is bad beer, is it? I thought it was bad alcohol, and bad wine is more common here than bad beer. I am more a wine drinker, but I guess that with the temperatures you get there, I might change my mind. What I really like is a good pint of local beer in a Yorkshire country pub.
11/22/2005 09:53:00 pm
Bundy is slang for Bundaburg Rum which is an Australian rum. It's marketed at young boys by using a large white polar bear as its mascot and suggest that it might be useful in attracting women. In reality, it tastes like crap unless it's mixed with something, is usually ordered when it shouldn't be ordered, and seem to be good at turning people into dickheads and smelling like a distiller's underpants the next day. I have mine with dry ginger ale.
Good beer is always good and as much as I like wine, it's not ideal in 36+ temperatures. Mmm now I feel like a beer.
11/22/2005 10:02:00 pm
uum slight exaggeration on my part. It wasnt 44degrees it was only 40 but it was still bloody hot and my garden is as dry as a 'nuns nasty' and we are all over this debilitating heat! anyway,
just a wee question, isnt Yorkshire in England?
11/23/2005 07:08:00 am
hi Spicy..
na Yorkshire is a pudding.
my lips budy sore Mons, (you were so funny, just like a little schoolgirl! aahh sweet)
its 42 ere today and my garden is dead....
11/23/2005 03:44:00 pm
hi alll
Yorkshire pudding?
Hot hot hot hey,
yeh all my vege garden and even pineapples have all hit death row,
shame they were cruisin.
could go a beer now hey , with lemonaid of course.
11/23/2005 04:00:00 pm
Havent you heard of the Yorkshire Rippa..
hey I know
The Yorkshire Rippa ate Yorkshire puddings in Yorkshire!!!
11/23/2005 05:29:00 pm
Hi Anthony, thanks for the explanation. My boss is wondering why I am laughing looking at my computer. I had no idea polar bears might look attractive to australian girls.
Hi Mon and Deere, sorry about your gardens. Mine is completely dead from frost by now, it was below freezing again this morning, car wouldn't start.
And yes, Yorkshire is in the north of England (not that far from here comparatively), and a good Yorkshire pudding with gravy would go well with that pint of bitter.
11/23/2005 05:41:00 pm
howdy Spicy ,
that was soo funny,you have a little fan club up here and im its leader!!
Yet we
just love those 'drop bears' ads. Do you really drink Bundy?
Gracianne, i just want to say to you that you amaze me. You seem to just know so much stuff about things, do you read alot of books? I am being sincere. Can you tell me more about the frost and what type of plants you could grow in those conditions?
and, what is the shopping like in Paris?
11/23/2005 08:24:00 pm
Hello All
I'm not so blase about technology that I'm not impressed that laughs can be transported at the speed of light.
Yes I do drink bundy, I'm not proud of it, but after a day's drinking it always seems like a good idea.
"I had no idea polar bears might look attractive to australian girls."
You've never met an Australian man.
11/23/2005 09:45:00 pm
oh gees Deerey,
mons gone all starried eyed over poor Gracianne,
'wat type of bloody plants do you think she grows, she just told ya, bloody dead ones'
11/24/2005 06:50:00 am
aahh leave her alone,
Spicy I have to agree with you,Ausi men Suck and I can speak here as Im married to one( yet he is luvly). Ausi men just dont get 'it',theirs no romance, no whispering or holding tight,no dreamy looks across a candel lit table.
Its very much, slam damm thankyou mamm!!
11/24/2005 07:26:00 am
Actually, Aussie men aren't that bad. Take me. Please.
Problem with romantic men is that soon it just gets all run of the mill and where do you go from there? Just keeping our pwowder dry.
11/24/2005 03:04:00 pm
ahh Dont worry about it Spicy,
Im like you,
'slam em on their backs and woooei, thank ya mumma for the roses!!!
who needs Love?
11/24/2005 04:25:00 pm
Well Roo, i would expect that comment from you(being a self confessed slut and all) but Spicy, im shocked.
Love grows over time and should never ever get 'run of the mill' as you say.(just my silly thoughts) I mean yes Im a romantic fool but, 'Love' could their be a greater state to be in?
Without hail or tempest,
Blue sword of flame,
Love came so lightly
I knew not that he came.
..........
11/24/2005 04:52:00 pm
oh Monie
you and that romantic head of yours, honestly.
Love, should not be confused with lust, dear people.
I will ask you Mons have you experienced this type of 'LOVE'.
11/24/2005 05:09:00 pm
prodigal, you have given me love-therefore I to give love!
O unspeakable passionate love.
11/24/2005 05:20:00 pm
oh Moni wat a load of shit
Have you been sticking ya head in the oven again?
ers a poem for yas
let me take you to the docks,
so i can ripp of ya jocks
i will lie ya on ya back,
and you will scream out 'HOLY JACK'
11/25/2005 06:48:00 am
ROOO, gees!
POOR Mons, (that was
funny tho i pissed meself laughing hahaha)your bad rooie.
Spicy dude are you sick of us yet?
Wheres Gracianne gone?
how come no one ever comes here to say hi?
what is the meaning of life?
11/25/2005 07:16:00 am
Deerey
You gotta be a bit cool in this comments game. You've gotta kind of hang out all nonchalant like in your turf ciggie in mouth, waiting for them to come along - not scratching like a puppy dog at the door. They come to you, you don't go to them.
I reckon we can get to a hundred here and that'll show 'em.
11/25/2005 09:45:00 am
okay girls,
it is a hard one, but ill explain it.
he wants us to smoke a winny blue,while hanging out with a puppy dog on some nice green turf.
there thats the best i can do.
11/25/2005 02:24:00 pm
puff,
11/25/2005 03:22:00 pm
Puuufff,puuufff,
11/25/2005 03:24:00 pm
sheees Mon,
playing hard to get is blo*dy boring.
How much longer. pufff.
11/28/2005 07:28:00 am
3 things Roo.
1. your about "as hard to get" as a glass of water.
2 Lose my number ,
befour 10 o'clock each day.
3.shut up and keep smoking.
11/28/2005 07:57:00 am
What! Only 85 comments. Smoko's over.
11/28/2005 11:51:00 am
fUc#EN fantastic!
God shes in a fowl mood today (MON), think shes piss at me for flashing me bits at her Georgeous hubby
11/28/2005 12:05:00 pm
Nah ROO,T,
why would that bother me, youve confirmed in my head that your a real woman of integrity. And indisputable class.In fact I think you and Wozza would make a great couple.
please be my guest.
id give you 2 days.
11/28/2005 12:22:00 pm
heheheh Mon,
your on fire tody.
youve nailed her to the post and left her gagging.
she wouldnt last out the freeken hour with him.
11/28/2005 12:28:00 pm
I know, I know, I know
how funny tho,
Roo really, its paramount you learn to control yourself.
Gees talk about a wild child.
Now word for the day
MERETRICIOUS
try and put that into a sentence..
11/28/2005 12:39:00 pm
wats it means?
11/28/2005 12:46:00 pm
falsely or showily attractive;tawdry.
and tawdry means showy and cheap.
11/28/2005 12:57:00 pm
umm question.
how can someone be falsely attracive,
either they are or they aint.
its not like beauty can be true or false.
11/28/2005 01:00:00 pm
Great lounging lobsters
I cant explain that, freeken hell.
your right tho.
oh well , we will scrap that one, since its a load of crap and all,
hows about
PERIPHRASIS; a round about way of speaking
11/28/2005 01:08:00 pm
NAH, thats rubbish too,
how the bl#ody hell can you round about speak, you either speak or freeken well dont.
11/28/2005 01:12:00 pm
oh GEEPAS,
dont be so pernickety( hard to please), ive just bought this flippn dictionay, and so far all the words are perplexing(to cause to be puzzled).Im experiencing indescribable (extream)incoherentsey(unordered thoughts).
11/28/2005 01:24:00 pm
exellent,
while you are all stuffed in the head then, nows a great time to confirm,
Can i REALLY have ya hubby.
11/28/2005 01:30:00 pm
Mon
Niice word I never knew the real meaning of the word and assumed it just meant worthy of merit. You've saved my social bacon.
Deere
its not like beauty can be true or false.
Nicely put but it depends if you care if the attractiveness is false or not. I've heard rumours that Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't real and that Dame Edna isn't a woman, does it matter? I don't know. Why do people put stickers ontheir cars so it looks like they've got a racing fuel cap. It's a mystery
11/28/2005 01:52:00 pm
Hey there Spiccee,
Hows Kal? did ya drink bundy in the streets?
oh the word thing, im trying to teach my girls a little bit of you no, word trivia.Yet ive come to the realisation that im teaching a couple of propyls(radical) twits(dickheads)
11/28/2005 02:16:00 pm
Wooh! 100!!!
Kal was great, I drank bundy in a pub.
I think they're secretly impressed.
11/28/2005 02:21:00 pm
We left the honers to you
O great one
HAPPY 100TH
YEH
11/28/2005 02:33:00 pm
hi spicee Bondie Dude,
100 today Yipy,
man theres a lot of total crappin on in that, yet im thinking the moment of the 100 was da naa....
Gondala.
11/28/2005 02:38:00 pm
Triple figures!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers peoples, have yo get you some new digs soon.
11/28/2005 02:43:00 pm
Hi all, I was gone for just four days and I see you have been busy in the meantime (103!). You have got me lost though, I am not sure at all I understand the Australian language.
I posted a botanic comment for Mon before I left, but obviously it got lost, basically it said that sure, things are frozen now, but roots are still alive, there is no permafrost in France (dictionary..) and they will start growing again in March.
And Anthony, yes I did meet Australian men - in China, where else - and some romantic ones too (ehr. one, actually). I heard a lot about the wildlife, but nothing about polar bears. But that was a few years ago, and with the climatic changes and all...
I have just come back from a four days trip to Essaouira, Morocco. It was fantastic, great people there, great food, nice mild weather, loved it. Sorry this is a long comment, I really need to start a blog I think.
11/28/2005 04:56:00 pm
exellent your back
Gracianne, Mons missed ya I think.
She loves plants and shit like that.I better not wake her , I rang her too early yesterday and she told me to pi## off, hehe shes cute, she aint a morning girl.
Any way are you married Gracianne, and do you have kids?
11/29/2005 07:01:00 am
watch out Gracianne, she wants a husband, anyones husband!!!
hey Monsa hows about a word.
WE will be seriouse this time, promise.
11/29/2005 10:38:00 am
Hi gracianne, great to here fom you.I looked up that word and understand now about the plants, thanks:) we have been busy , poor Spicy!
okay, but only one,
im as busy as a butler.
heres a great one, now you need to tell me what this sentence says.
The lubber was lugubrious while Lucretius was ludicrous when lugging his luggage.
11/29/2005 10:49:00 am
Nahh no can do
sorry Monsa that the L page has been ripped outa me book,
try again.
11/29/2005 11:05:00 am
oh , okay ill try the B page
The beggarly beggar had behaviorism problems, so was beheadded in Belfast.
there try that!
11/29/2005 11:11:00 am
Nope wont do ,
sorry Mons as it sooo happens ive lost the B page!
11/29/2005 11:15:00 am
im soo ova you 2
11/29/2005 11:23:00 am
Hi Gracianne
You found the one romantic Australian man hiding out in China. Well done. Actually we can all be pretty romantic, I can't think of anything in particular I've done but I'll check with my wife.
Hey Morocco, how very good. Feel free to tell us all about it but I'd also recommend you get your own blog.
MonRooDeere
I'm liking the wordbuilders.
11/29/2005 04:48:00 pm
My dictionary is no good, I couldn't find lubber - luckily there is the internet. I love words too.
Yes Morocco is a sweet country, perfect to escape from the Parisian winter. I was there with my husband and we left the two kids at home, so that was even more perfect. We went shopping in the souk for spices, had nice grilled sea bass and Morroccan rose wine by the sea - Gris de Guerrouane, they call it grey but it is pale rose and delicious.
No internet for four days, and I was sort of missing this conversation. By the way, where are you writing from, anywhere I can locate on a map?
11/29/2005 06:44:00 pm
well Gracianne,
if ya want to find out where Mons and Deere and i live, just look for the place marked
ARSE END OF KNOWHERE.
Mon isnt speaking to us unless we say something intelligent.So ere goes Monsa
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
11/30/2005 06:50:00 am
Great bleeting Bagdads,
GEES roo !
Yeh Gracianne i love words too, that lubber is a classic, how bout this.
A gilenyer with nystagmus was known for grasontic.
meaning..
A cheating swindler with uncontrollable rolling of the eyeballs was known for smelling like a goat.
11/30/2005 07:58:00 am
OOoops Sorry Gracianne I also wanted to say how amazing that holiday sounded , was your husband romantic and all? do tell.
And we the 3 stooges that is, live on farms near a small wheat town called Mingenew ,its kinda in the middle of knowhere, and kinda going knowhere, and you kinda have to whisterpoop your self every now and then to stay sane.
11/30/2005 08:16:00 am
question that need to be asked,
how do we all know each other is who we say we are?
11/30/2005 11:06:00 am
Silent Reader
Well you're not a silent reader now so you're not who you say you are. You can actually be whoever you like as long as you've got a good line on it. I am in fact not Anthony but a sentient toaster oven.
11/30/2005 03:17:00 pm
Hi Roo, Mons and Deere, found you on Google Earth. It looks very green from above. I work in Paris, but I live in a village (240 people) in the middle of the fields. In French you could call it Le trou du cul du monde - the arsehole of the world.
Sorry, nothing intelligent to say.
11/30/2005 06:05:00 pm
oh Soo, ya like to watch hu.
Ha a sicko and all hey.
Hey Mons how was ya night out in the big smoke, did ya have fun, and drink lots?
11/30/2005 08:21:00 pm
Na Deerey she aint answering her phone.
Shame with all the boys out and all,we could have had an all nighter.
MON come on we know you is their!
wats with the silent reader, maybe he is one of the Spicee mans mates.
11/30/2005 08:35:00 pm
Hey Gracianne,
are you sure it was Green, cause Mingas aint that green at this time of year.More dead brown id say.
MONS Come on we needs ya
11/30/2005 08:42:00 pm
hi.
11/30/2005 08:52:00 pm
Yeh your here,
Gees your talkative shut up for a sec okay.
Lookie up there,theres a stranger in our mist,how exciting...
11/30/2005 08:58:00 pm
hey I should give him something to read, here goes
oooooh ahhhhhh yes yesyesyesyes ohhh Baby mmmmmmmmmmm
11/30/2005 09:04:00 pm
oh i know hows about this.
Ill just unbutton my shirt here, ah thats better,i just loovve wearing no bras, oh and i may just kick of my panties here and put on my long black boots, yeh oh yeh
11/30/2005 09:08:00 pm
CLASSIC.. aah gees ,
Spicee wont be happy with this internet porn, poor silent reader.
good nite all,
aint feeling grand or simple.
11/30/2005 09:14:00 pm
YEH CLASSIC HAHAHA Bloody hell Deere ya even got me all hot under the shirt, geepas.
haheheha, may have to go and find me man, goodnite all.
11/30/2005 09:19:00 pm
oh well its just me then,
welll, gees wish me man was here.. with no knickers on and all...goodnite
goodnite dear mons.
11/30/2005 09:23:00 pm
Thanks girls , that was great, i enjoyed myself immensely.
cheers
11/30/2005 10:11:00 pm
UMM we are really sorry Spiceee, we had a few too many, and now are extreamly ashamed of our behaviour.
Mons outa action with some fluey thing, and said to Roo and I
"2 thinbs girbs
1 Sab sobby to Spicefor your stribteaseb.
2 Bubba offachoo, imb sick."
and silent reader, she said to say to you
"you hab issubes"
12/01/2005 07:40:00 pm
LESSONS LEARNED THIS WEEK.
confusia say
tis far better to keep ones mouth kept tightly shut after hitting the plonk, for one can say many stupid thing to make one look like very big tossa.
achoo
12/02/2005 01:18:00 pm
LESSON 2 LEARNED THIS WEEK
Confusia say
tis far better to gaffa tape ones hands,
and keep ones knickers firmly in place,
when ones husband is out and drinks have been drank,
to avoid looking like big horny girls.
12/02/2005 01:26:00 pm
haha
who the hell is confusia, she sounds wise.
(man you were as seriously mashed)
did you get busted!
12/02/2005 01:42:00 pm
dont know, every where I look I see funny little saying by her or him,
im sur its a girl and im thinking, shes danish.
yep,busted isnt half of it!
confusia also say
Man who walk sideways through airport door is going to Bangkok.
12/02/2005 01:49:00 pm
hey i know
woman with large arse is better off getting smaller one.
or
man with small cockies is better of with large parrots.
are you sure she is Danish she sounds kinda chinese!
Wheres Gracianne,she will know.
12/02/2005 03:24:00 pm
nah she aint chinese for goodness sake, durrr, if she was it would be written in chinese stupid!
excuse us Spicee or Gracianne who is this confusia?
12/02/2005 03:27:00 pm
he he of Course , god how thick am I.
12/02/2005 03:29:00 pm
Confusia say, Man with too many woman is man with out too many brain.
confusia say It is wiser for wise man to keep quiet, than for not wise man to not.
confusia say woman with small breast is better off wishin she had hooters.
hahaheheh
Great collasal confusia that was fun.
12/02/2005 03:34:00 pm
Hey I know
confusia say
tis far better on top!
12/02/2005 04:11:00 pm
子 曰 ： 學 而 時 習 之 ， 不 亦 說 乎 ？ 有 朋 自 遠 方 來 ， 不 亦 樂 乎 ？ 人 不 知 而 不 慍 ， 不 亦 君 子 乎 ？
12/02/2005 05:28:00 pm
?
12/02/2005 05:33:00 pm
Hey Gracianne,
r u mad,still?
12/02/2005 05:39:00 pm
umm Gracianne,
we dont understand boxes, please use english
12/02/2005 06:01:00 pm
Only joking, I just thought it would look pretty on Anthony's blog. Confucius was quite a moralist though, I prefer Confusia I think.
12/02/2005 06:28:00 pm
fREEKEN Holy flaps, GRACIANNE!
YOUVE had us shitten ourselves ova here, weve been accusing each other of pissen you off, Geepas, we would hate to do that, we thought it may have been the strip night and all!
anyway are there 2 confusia's, cause im sure ive only heard of one, Is she the Danish one perhaps!
I asked Wozza and he said, i quote
BLOODY HELL MON
what the fuc#ken hell are you on about!I dont know any wise Dansih woman that starts with Fuc#en C.
12/02/2005 06:43:00 pm
Don't worry about me, I don't understand half of what you are writing anyway. I think the Silent Reader does though..
As for Confusia, she must be Australian, I never heard the name before.
12/02/2005 07:27:00 pm
Hello Hello
Sorry I thought I'd posted a commment here but it vanished. Happy to see you're having fun and there's a new spot upstairs for you all.
12/03/2005 11:48:00 am
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