In the garden

Look it's not that hard to make a herb garden and dried herbs have all the charm of petrol huffing. Currently in the garden are

• Basil - size 14
  
• Thyme - manageable
  
• Sage - steady
  
• Coriander - one of those depressing 19th Century tombstones with an infant on it
  
• Rosemary- limping along, continents move
  
• Blue Basil - barely made it out of the car
  
• Italian Parsley- has been footy star
  
• Mint - reappeared two feet away
  
• Fennel - now gone lived well