Coopers Heritage Premium Ale

I bought a 6 pack of Coopers Heritage Ale and found it one of the nicer locals I'd had of late. I was about to give it a write it up when a bit of research led me to stumble across Beer Ratings. A quick read took me back to my days as an horrendous music snob- if music writers are frustrated musos then pity the frustrated music writer. Anyone who's read an indy 'zine or Hi-Fidelity will recognise the features but it may be missed how much of a template they are for obsessive male behaviour.
If I weren't so lazy I'd do a separated at birth type thing but the features should be obvious. Go here and have a quick game of bingo

• lengthy noun clauses
  
• accusations of selling out
  
• accusations of cashing in
  
• old stuff better
  
• bagging imagined target audience
  
• lack of perspective
  
• invitations to acts of a sexual nature
  

Sad or, as Heath Sensei put it more sagely to a Ducati loving boy, "loving something very much is a good thing but it doesn't mean you have to hate other things".