EoMEoTE#9 Harry Potter and the Hammer of Thor
"Excellent" exclaimed Thor "Thought I'd never be rid of the specky twat. Now, where's that Sven Hassel book of mine?"
THE END
Thanks Jeanne!
What? Oh alright, values reaffirming coda then:
Be wary of those who claim to make omlettes.
Now off to bed with you.
posted by Anthony at Friday, August 05, 2005
30 Comments:
Smash!
8/05/2005 09:32:00 pm
LOL!
poor little traumatized totoro in the background! LOL!
8/05/2005 09:41:00 pm
He's doing fine - bit of counselling and a tummy rub.
8/05/2005 09:51:00 pm
Aaah, easy to make, but looks a bit chewy. Full of iron, though.
8/05/2005 11:47:00 pm
"And be likewise wary of those who would have us believe a wooden table is toast"
5 zillion demerits and reduced butterbeer rations for Spiceryn House I'm afraid...
8/06/2005 12:42:00 am
Damn!! I wish I'd thought of that. I love the expression on the face of the dragon(?) and the addition of the little dog laughing. Brilliant Anthony.
-Elizabeth
P.S. You have a very interesting concept of the colour green.
8/06/2005 06:19:00 am
DM
-And vitamin Whack!
Jeanne
-The table may notbe, but Harry is.
Reduced butterbeer! : (
Elizabeth
-It's Totoro and Snowball. just having a Friday afternoon hang-out. It's a kind of orangey erm green.
8/06/2005 06:49:00 am
LOL, shit that was funny
8/06/2005 07:37:00 am
YIKES!
8/06/2005 12:27:00 pm
This is so obviously a set-up. Word has it he's alive and well and working in Vegas as a back-up dancer for Celine Dion.
8/06/2005 09:57:00 pm
Snowball?? Your grasp of "cat" seems to be right in line with your grasp of "green". Nice save though.
-Elizabeth
P.S. I think you should have enforced triple rations of pumpkin juice (in case there isn't enough in store, Anthony can have mine)
8/07/2005 03:04:00 am
LOOOOOOOOOL at AG!!! a back dancer for celine dion!!!
this is too much fun.
8/07/2005 06:39:00 am
i like how you spend your Friday afternoons. LOL. Good job Spicey, that little wizard needs to be put in his place. Hmph.
8/07/2005 12:58:00 pm
Bam! Thwack! (Isn't that a Pixies song?)
8/07/2005 08:08:00 pm
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8/07/2005 08:42:00 pm
Miguel-Viva Lucha Libre!
Reid-Yolks!
AG & Sarah - would you like me to do Celine as as well?
Elizabeth-Eh? Snowflakes a cat, totoro is furry wood spirit, and the blurry thing in the background is some kind of Spawm figurine or something.
Pumpkins have juice? I never knew.
Saffy - good to be busy.
Kate - only when I sing it.
8/07/2005 08:42:00 pm
Hi Anthony,
Actually, I don't see any yolks, but I do see some of the white there. =P
8/07/2005 09:58:00 pm
Only if you promise to wear your white tuxedo jacket backwards
8/08/2005 08:27:00 am
Whikes!
8/08/2005 10:21:00 am
Are you saying that the little black laughing dog-like creature in the bottom right corner is a cat?? Clearly I have not spent nearly enough time watching the Simpsons. (And here I thought I was a medal winner TV watching!)
Apparently there is juice from pumpkins. At least that's what I vaguely recall from reading the other HP books. But hey. I thought the little black animal was a dog.
Don't forget to take your gravol before attempting the Celine impression.
-Elizabeth
8/08/2005 10:50:00 pm
It is indeed a black furry killer.
Juice from pumpkins. What crap. Details people details. Tom Clancy wouldn't put up with that lack of attention to detail.
Ooh gravol. Actually as angry music makes me relax and relaxing music makes me angry, I made need to be lashed to the mainsail, Odyssues style.
8/09/2005 07:46:00 am
Oydesseus rather.
8/09/2005 07:48:00 am
Oh fuck it - Ulysses
8/09/2005 07:49:00 am
I'm sorry I'm late. I don't think a tummy rub would save totoro though... Is there any chance that I can see the tofu man again...
8/10/2005 10:22:00 am
Keiko
Totoro? No I meant tummy rub for me.
There's always hope we can see the tofu man again
8/10/2005 02:31:00 pm
Yikes. Could we have a warning so that we can plug our noses and avert our eyes when Tofuman reappears?
8/10/2005 07:39:00 pm
EJM
There will be no warnings.
Brett
My favourite Ita Buttrose joke and possibly in my all time top five.
8/10/2005 09:42:00 pm
and apologies for that extra t
8/10/2005 09:44:00 pm
I'm sorry, I'm still rolling on the floor laughing at the Odysseus/Ulysses series of comments. Today is the first day I could drag myself into a sitting position to do the round-up...
http://cooksister.typepad.com/cook_sister/2005/08/eomeote9.html
You rock!
8/18/2005 12:42:00 am
Robert Graves eat ya heart out. : )
8/18/2005 02:44:00 pm
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