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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Hot Sauce

Bastards!!! Parenting and hotsauce via uggabugga

In addition, Whelchel offers the following: "For lying or other offenses of the tongue, I 'spank' my kids' tongues. I put a tiny drop of hot sauce on the end of my finger and dab it onto my child's tongue. It stings for a while, but it abates. (It's the memory that lingers!)"


9 Comments:

Blogger santos. said...

okay, now who would seriously take advice from lisa whelchel aka "blair witch" from "facts of life"?

although, if you tried that on guam, the kids would think it was a *reward*, not a punishment....pika, nene!

8/12/2004 01:47:00 pm

 
Blogger Anthony said...

Oh hell, that's her. That figures, It's like finding Soleil Moon Frye at Abu Ghraib.

8/12/2004 09:05:00 pm

 
Blogger santos. said...

did you know soleil moon frye is a part of that whole punk'd crowd? i can see punky brewster at abu ghraib happening.

8/12/2004 11:10:00 pm

 
Blogger Anthony said...

To be fair, and I occasionally am, it'd be pretty tough to spend your life with people going "weren't you Punky Brewster?" and being "Sun Moon" without the counteracting benefit of Frank Zappa as your Dad.

Since kids over there like hot sauce so much, any recommendations (for eating - not for "good old fashioned" pre-Dr Spock parenting).

8/13/2004 09:02:00 am

 
Blogger santos. said...

oh, no no no no, even with the hot sauce you wouldn't want to eat the kids here. too tough.

8/13/2004 01:48:00 pm

 
Blogger Anthony said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

8/13/2004 02:47:00 pm

 
Blogger Anthony said...

Ben

Cheers for the links. That's pretty evil stuff is capsaicin. I think the secret to hot food is building up to it. The hottest I've ever eaten was at a Szechuan restaurant in Shanghai, the spicy soup at the start tasted like water after the chicken cooked in a basket of chillies. Great thing about chillies though is the chilli trip that happens - mmmm I'm inspired.

8/15/2004 08:52:00 pm

 
Blogger Anthony said...

Good point about the handwashing. Once you've chopped and deseeded chillies and then gone on to wipe your eyes or face, you'll never do it again. I kept a box of "cavity search" gloves, just for chillies.

8/16/2004 11:12:00 am

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try these hot sauces: http://www.sweatnspice.com/hottest_sauces.php

9/21/2004 12:11:00 am

 

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