That rattling sound in the engine

Ethically deficient, any “good” action by myself has been shaped by my earliest reading experience with Beano comics. The rules in this universe are as such:

1. Good actions shall be unimposing or unwitting
   
2. They will be followed by “Zoiks! A fiver!”
   
3. Followed by either a large serving of bangers and mash, a large serving of fish and chips, or a large pie with horns coming out of it. (The last may be the Dandy outcome).

This windfall approach applies in cooking:

• In-season fruit and vegetables are best and are at their cheapest.
  
• Animals ranged freely and killed humanely taste better.
  
• A diverse diet is interesting and better for you.

Anyway this is a hideously roundabout way of suggesting that there may be fewer such windfalls in the real world but Robert Corr of Kick & Scream's Time for action on Sudan compels "doing" and "something".